10-30-2001 - 7:52 p.m. - googled

there are some very sick, twisted individuals out there surfing the net. they like to gather at the hub of web freaks worldwide... www.google.com

then they find me by the following searches:

porcelain throne
toe cleavage (see? I'm popular with the foot fetishists.)
mexican slut makeup (I have no idea.)
naked kids (see above about sick and twisted perverts.)
freaknasty
super slut
perceptions bobby diaryland
god hates fat people (preaching the new gospel, I gather?)
diaryland boobs (you've come to the right place.)
older blonde (jeez, I'm not *that* old!)
ear fetish (the ear fetishists as well.)
ball cruncher (hahaha!)
jerry hates me (sometimes I really wonder about these people...)
mariah carey's ass
butt cheeks
hanging butt cheeks (big difference.)
broke a nail and started crying (I'm not a f'n wuss, okay?!)
nurse told me to disrobe (*shakes head*)
elf sex (lol, just because I said orlando bloom was one sexy mofo.)
renee zellweger thong (go rent nurse betty, already!!)
my bosoms
yesterday I was a virgin (and NOTHING HAS CHANGED.)
damn the man!
calvin klein models kissing (anorexic love.)
bald girl (thanks, thanks a lot!)
nair in her shampoo
cocknballs