one thing I'd love to know: where the fuck did all of my time go?? - 1:52 a.m. , 05-15-2004 yielding to the surreality - 8:55 a.m. , 04-06-04 the lord of the academy awards - 11:05 a.m. , 03-03-2004 mike's last goodbye - 12:39 p.m. , 02-23-2004 in which I bring a whole new meaning to the term, "cockface" - 8:17 p.m. , 02-14-2004
| 10-03-2001 - 9:17 p.m. - koi repellent the other day, I walked by a koi pond at a bed and breakfast establishment. since I had some time to kill I decided to sit and fish-gaze for a while. the second I sat, all of the fish hauled ass to the underside of the nearest slimy rock. I figured I'd stay for a bit anyway and wait patiently (how uncharacteristic?). as I grew increasingly frustrated with the lack of water-life, I tossed a frito crumb onto the glassy water out of desperation to bait out the coy koi. almost immediately, 7 ugly minnows swarmed towards the poor, overwhelmed crumb. the minnows were inadequate to hold my attention for long, so I stood to leave. I hadn't taken but 3 steps when I turned back, and lo and behold, all of the cool fish were out and about again. it's amazing to me how much this pond scenario applies to my love life. I put out my crumb, and I get tadpoles instead of the koi. what is wrong with my crumb?! *christina* |
