one thing I'd love to know: where the fuck did all of my time go?? - 1:52 a.m. , 05-15-2004 yielding to the surreality - 8:55 a.m. , 04-06-04 the lord of the academy awards - 11:05 a.m. , 03-03-2004 mike's last goodbye - 12:39 p.m. , 02-23-2004 in which I bring a whole new meaning to the term, "cockface" - 8:17 p.m. , 02-14-2004
| 08-31-2002 - 4:03 p.m. - caution: objects may be hornier than they appear. being the lucky girl I am, I was payed a visit by kristin and her tim. looking back on it, I must've come off as a nympho. it could've been just spilling too many carnal references in the first hour or so. "BAM! GOTCHA!" in reference to surprise butt sex. the discovery of the "makeout mix" cd with collin's picture on it. "it's not mine! I swear!" the tale of the blowjob neighbor, whose moniker, I might add, is not half as interesting as it sounds. my dad's suggestion that I "hurry up, get a relationship and CONSUMMATE it." conan o'brien's mad sexiness. the various workplaces I frequent solely because of their beefy personell. my close encounter with a lesbian. I think the orlando bloom shrine spoke for itself.  I pleaded not horny. the jury cried perjury. *christina* |
